Avocado Ninja

Avocado Ninja is liking what they’re currently listening to, Nostalgia by Neon Eyes. They also like avocado toast and lattes – what’s there not to like? Because they want to be financially independent, aka self-sustaining, they cultivated a personality and talents. Also, they’re not very good at being someone’s b*tchcake – full disclosure, they suck at it. They’re a flexitarian. Q: What do you eat in a day? A: It depends. Is the person trying to fuel themselves for a brain-heavy day sitting at a table? Prepare for physically activities to reboot their body? Or trying to fit into unforgiving clothes, aka dress to impress for a special occasion? Better yet, are they basking themselves in holiday eating (drooool) in the comforts of their stretchy buffet pants with friends/fam? You get the idea. Context matters.

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