Jazz Emu is Jazz Emu. They make incredibly sincere and soul-exposingly honest music. Scholars have characterized their mid-temp funk bangers as “rigorously dank” and “perturbingly sluicy.” They’re constantly working on new auditory and visual delights for your delectation. They have seen the love and support of those of you who come back to their Youtube and Spotify, and believe me when I say it means the world to them. It would mean even more if you could support them on this journey to make their music full time employment, rather than a side hustle that ruins the lives of their housemates and loved ones. They know, it’s hard to believe that an internationally renowned hunk such as themselves would not already be earning six figures. And you’d be right. Last month they were promised a cheque worth 546,600 from a generous man in their email spam box, who tells them they love their music and all they need to do to receive payout is send a photo of the front and back of their debit card and photos of their face at every angle. Certainly seems like a small price to pay, and they did it post-haste. Unfortunately the money hasn’t come through yet, so until then they could really do with support on here to tide them over, and to cover for the mysterious emptying of their account that happened yesterday.
Find Jazz Emu online:
Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/thejazzemu
Twitter
https://twitter.com/thejazzemu
