Patron Hunt

The Human Centipod is Carmen Lynch and John McElhenney. They’re both comedians who have performed stand-up on practically all the late night shows like “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and Conan.” John has written comedy for late night shows like Late Late Show and Comedy Centrals The President Show. Now they have a podcast, The Human Centipod, and they want to use Patreon to combine their comedy powers to do so much more. Like tell private type things such as stories involving famous people they’ve met or actually know. In fact, they’d like to share a LOT of their stories from their combined 30 years in the comedy biz with you. Carmen wants to share new jokes shes working on, too, and you’ll get the online backstage pass to hear how she does it. John also writes jokes from time to time and will only share them on Patreon because he’s weird like that. Carmen and John want to host AMAs (those are “Ask Me Anythings,” Mom). They also want you, the listener, to send in recipes and they’ll cook them up and record that craziness just for you. And don’t forget – Carmen is half Spanish. Goddamn, just think what they could do with that if you Patreoned them! You know what else? Carmen loves to make comedy videos while wearing wigs that John sometimes films. You want early access to those crazy wigs, don’t you? Then what the hell are you waiting for? Patreony the shit out of them already!

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